Got the butterfly painting in Costa Rica! Feeling quite proud of myself for finding a painting that A) Looks classy, and B) Compliments my Simpsons Nesting Dolls!

I’ve been in the mood to redecorate our apartment recently, so my next few blogs may just be more on the decorative side as opposed to the hilarious side. I came across the realization that I’ve got to start writing every day, whether it’s this blog, my journal, or graffiti in the bathroom stall while staring at the shoes of the person in the stall next to me and wondering why they aren’t moving or making any sound… Seriously, am I the only person who notices this kind of thing and gets weirded out when you walk into a bathroom stall, think you’re alone, see the shoes of someone next to you… and they’re as quiet as a cat trying to steal your food? Are they secretly wishing I would go away so they could poo in private? Are they on their iPhone so they can creepily record the sounds that other people make in the bathroom? Or are they just texting with their phone on silent so they don’t disturb anyone?

On that note, if YOU’RE one of those too quiet people in the bathroom… please feel free to leave a comment and let the world know what you’re doing in the bathroom! Because right now you’re like a scornful woman holding back… the silence is worse than the mystery.

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