“You know who’s never guilty? The one who calls 9-1-1 first. I don’t care if you won the fight, are washing your hands, and if the girl is all over you. Call 9-1-1 as soon as you can.” – Quote from my Krav Maga Teacher.
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Another Inspirational Quote
“Most girls can only do pushups on their knees… Which works for everything else they do on their knees.” – Krav Maga Teacher
More Pearls of Wisdom From My Krav Maga Teacher
“I don’t want to say too much because we have young impressionable minds here, but cheat! If you find yourself in a fair fight your tactics suck! Always cheat. Always win.” – Krav Maga Teacher
As a side note, he’s actually one of the nicest men on the planet.
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“There is no win-win. If someone tells you you’re in a win-win scenario that means you’re losing. You’re a sucker. You got to suck his money out of him.” *Punches student*
– Krav Maga Teacher explaining how to throw a sucker punch
Krav Maga – Day 1
This photo was taken after my first Krav Maga class about 1 year ago.
It reminds me of a conversation I had with my dad. I asked him what people used back in the day before Hello Kitty band-aids. He replied, “Rocks and rubber bands.”
Took a Knife Defense Class…
As my teacher says, “Pain + Failure = Learning.”
Self-defense
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“Nature wants you to kick men in the nuts. That’s why the area between his legs is triangle-shaped.” -Krav Maga teacher
