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Ever see those bumper stickers that say “Jesus is ___”?

Jesus is ___

They seem so inviting, and I have yet to see anyone fill in the blank! Who is He, a taco?

Bumper sticker: Jesus is a Taco. Parody of "Jesus is ___"

Holy cow!

Well, now I have some questions:

  • Does Jesus owe you money?
  • Is Jesus a lousy tipper?
  • Or does it seem like no matter how much he tries… you see him as more of a potato rather than the Son of God?

That’s okay! Express yourself via our Jesus Tries ___ line. Browse through our online store and see if, deep down, it feels like any of these ‘Jesus Tries ___‘ bumper stickers fill in that ___ void in your heart.

Product catalog below:

Bumper sticker: "Jesus Tries ___" Parody of "Jesus is ___"

 

Bumper sticker: "Jesus Owes Me Money." Parody of "Jesus is ___"

 

Bumper sticker: "Jesus Tries To Love You." Parody of "Jesus is ___"

 

(But… you know… it’s you. No offense. ;-)

Bumper sticker: "Jesus Tried To Save You." Parody of "Jesus is ___"

 

Bumper sticker: "Jesus Tries To Listen To Your Prayers." Parody of "Jesus is ___"

 

Bumper sticker: "Jesus Is A Lousy Tipper." Parody of "Jesus is ___"

 

Bumper sticker: "Jesus Is A Potato." Parody of "Jesus is ___"

Bumper sticker: "Jesus Is Your Name Here." Parody of "Jesus is ___"Questions? Feedback? Suggestions? The Man Upstairs might be busy, but I get off work at 5pm. Write your ideas in the comments below, or, even better, leave the ultimate comment ;-)

Cheers,
Chelsea