Short people jokes are the lowest form of humor.
Quote From Guy I Knew Who Was Into Efficiency
“Why do people add ‘al’ to words? It makes it longer. You can say ‘multi-function’ printer, not ‘multi-functional’ printer. You can say ‘electric,’ not ‘electrical.’ Sorry, I’m not giving a lecture. Please continue.”
Editor’s Note
Actually there is a difference between electric and electrical. Not that it matters…
#ChelseasRight
Ecology
“What kind of cunt would name her kid Chastity?” #DrunkThoughts
Responsibility
“You say you don’t want to get pregnant on one hand, but don’t take birth control on the other, see which hand gets full first… I know it doesn’t make sense, but it’s funny!” #GirlsNightOut #DrunkQuotes
Wonder
“Sign this waiver! You get hurt, we wave goodbye.” -Teacher On First Day
Self-defense
“Nature wants you to kick men in the nuts. That’s why the area between his legs is triangle-shaped.” -Krav Maga teacher
I don’t say this often, but…
Just saw this bumper sticker somewhere, and…
I kind of like it!
It spreads the subliminal message of, “Oh, a computer part! I better not break it!”
Very appropriate for the city of Redmond that I live in!