Well screw you too, kitten!
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*Real* Insurance Ad
Not sure what this has to do with insurance, but I’ll take 2! Also, WTF marketers?
Last Night I Dreamed I Was a Lobster and Narrated The Following 2 Sentences…
If I were a lobster, I wouldn’t go to the beach to bite sweet, succulent humans. I’d go to McDonalds.
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Joke
Question:
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Continue reading
Waking Up
Waking up is a disease I’ll never wake up from.
Note to Self
People who buy fake plants don’t deserve oxygen.
Coolest License Plate Ever
Einstein
An Open Letter to God
If I’m not going to have kids anyway, I shouldn’t have to deal with having a period every month.
Christ
Christ died to save dinners. Anecdote: If this post made you hungry Continue reading