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“There is no win-win. If someone tells you you’re in a win-win scenario that means you’re losing. You’re a sucker. You got to suck his money out of him.” *Punches student*
– Krav Maga Teacher explaining how to throw a sucker punch
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Went surfing yesterday! On that note, if you get sand in your vagina and keep it there, does it turn into a pearl?
Time to answer the question mankind has been asking for centuries… What is the Internet?
My dad wanted to watch Sarah Palin’s ‘Undefeated’ because he thought it was a war movie.
Doing the Lotus position in the Lotus, while drinking Lotus Tea.
Ever see those bumper stickers that say “Jesus is ___”?
They seem so inviting, and I have yet to see anyone fill in the blank! Who is He, a taco?
Holy cow!
Well, now I have some questions:
That’s okay! Express yourself via our Jesus Tries ___ line. Browse through our online store and see if, deep down, it feels like any of these ‘Jesus Tries ___‘ bumper stickers fill in that ___ void in your heart.
Product catalog below:
(But… you know… it’s you. No offense. ;-)
Questions? Feedback? Suggestions? The Man Upstairs might be busy, but I get off work at 5pm. Write your ideas in the comments below, or, even better, leave the ultimate comment ;-)
Cheers,
Chelsea
I do not appreciate her shortcut!
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I never trust people who say, “I don’t bite.”
This photo was taken after my first Krav Maga class about 1 year ago.
It reminds me of a conversation I had with my dad. I asked him what people used back in the day before Hello Kitty band-aids. He replied, “Rocks and rubber bands.”
Flickr – Yutaka Tsutano
Love is all you need. I know ‘cuz Siri told me!
