When my dad was 19 he was drafted during the Vietnam War. Someone threatened him once – well, probably more than once – but this particular time he replied, “What can you do worse than put me in Thailand and make me work on B52’s?”
For some reason when I heard this I couldn’t stop laughing. My dad is my hero.
Oh, and if you’re wondering about the picture, that is a B52 shot. The layers are Kahlúa, Irish cream and a triple sec. Apparently you’re supposed to set it on fire.
screaming kid
One of my neighbors is playing happy classical music on the piano while children outside are screeeaaaaammming. It sounds like a horror movie.
My dad wanted to watch Sarah Palin’s ‘Undefeated’ because he thought it was a war movie.
Ever see those bumper stickers that say “Jesus is ___”?
They seem so inviting, and I have yet to see anyone fill in the blank! Who is He, a taco?
Holy cow!
Well, now I have some questions:
That’s okay! Express yourself via our Jesus Tries ___ line. Browse through our online store and see if, deep down, it feels like any of these ‘Jesus Tries ___‘ bumper stickers fill in that ___ void in your heart.
Product catalog below:
(But… you know… it’s you. No offense. ;-)
Questions? Feedback? Suggestions? The Man Upstairs might be busy, but I get off work at 5pm. Write your ideas in the comments below, or, even better, leave the ultimate comment ;-)
Cheers,
Chelsea
I do not appreciate her shortcut!
sxc.hu – canberkol
I never trust people who say, “I don’t bite.”
This photo was taken after my first Krav Maga class about 1 year ago.
It reminds me of a conversation I had with my dad. I asked him what people used back in the day before Hello Kitty band-aids. He replied, “Rocks and rubber bands.”
The other day my Krav Maga teacher said, “Don’t retreat! It didn’t work for the Japanese and it won’t work for you.”
I think he’d be proud of my Zombie gun!
Flickr – JD Hancock
Apparently 12 year-olds on Yahoo forums have more emotional maturity than I do. Continue reading
