Trogdor VS Shartmander… Who Will Win?
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The Power of MEOW
Created this book cover! Here’s what I imagine it would say:
Ladies and Gentlemen: The time is Meow. What you perceive as precious is not time but the one point that is out of time: the Meow. That is precious indeed. The more you are focused on time – past and future – the more you miss the Meow, the most precious thing there is. Embrace the meow. Make the MEOW the primary focus of your life.
Motivational Poster #2
Keep left.
Keep left.
Keep left, then keep right.
Proceed to the route.
Cat on Treadmill
Yay! My cat likes our walking treadmill desk.
My Kitten Knows How to Par-tay
Awesome Quote from my Dad
When my dad was 19 he was drafted during the Vietnam War. Someone threatened him once – well, probably more than once – but this particular time he replied, “What can you do worse than put me in Thailand and make me work on B52’s?”
For some reason when I heard this I couldn’t stop laughing. My dad is my hero.
Oh, and if you’re wondering about the picture, that is a B52 shot. The layers are Kahlúa, Irish cream and a triple sec. Apparently you’re supposed to set it on fire.
Tried Acupuncture. Got a Bruise that Looks Like a Lumberjack
Created a Motivational Poster Today
Eye of the Tiger
I hate that I hate Eye of the Tiger. I like the lyrics, but since it was our school song, all it reminds me of is not wanting to go to assemblies.
Guilty
“You know who’s never guilty? The one who calls 9-1-1 first. I don’t care if you won the fight, are washing your hands, and if the girl is all over you. Call 9-1-1 as soon as you can.” – Quote from my Krav Maga Teacher.
